Monday Morning!

Friends Reunited is great isn't it. If you search there you can find me.
Of course, like most people, I've reinvented myself for Friends Reunited and totally made up a glorious life for myself since I left school back in the 80s!
I've left out all the stuff about the petty crime and the spells inside!
I neglected to mention the botched facelift and even more botched genital enhancement.
I didn't talk about the abortion, the miscarriages and the suicidal moments!
Because everyone thinks I'm fine - and I'm funny.
Oh - I'm the funniest person you've ever met! Didn't you know